You Are All Assbags...

I've realized that most of my commentors are assbags. That's about it for now, assbags. Stop being so assbaggy, because assbags are assbaggy, and I don't need that crap... especially from you assbag people... particularly the assbag from bizzarro records.


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I feel awful about it, but treating you like an assbag is the only way I can deal with the latent sexual feelings I have for you. Sorry.
Is it assbaggy to want to help you out? Read my comment-turned-novel to the previous post. Also, check out www.assbag.net. It's surprisingly totally safe for work. I don't know who the hell that weird dude is smiling back at me, but this guy MUST be an assbag. What's even more weird is if you type "iamanassbag" into Google Images, it returns a picture of a very desperate-looking Ronak wondering why more people are not commenting (or i guess at least commenting... non-assbaggishly-like?). Oh, right, it must be because they're assbags. It couldn't possibly be because we need something interesting about which to actually comment. Ouch.
dr. wise just challenged you to write an awesome blog entry. take him up on it.
Holy crap, I just realized the www.assbag.net site that I previously commented about has audio commentary! From one of my favorite films of last year, no less. This guy just went from being an assbag to not-seeming-so-assbaggy-but-who-the-hell-knows in my book.
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