Maybe Emily found this funny...
Fortunatly, for any of my readers (all two of you) I have decided that my good friend Dr. Wise is no longer allowed to guest post on my blog. However, if you enjoyed his completely non-sensical ramblings, I invite you all to start a petition for him to start a site of his own. It may end up being a collection of some of the greatest surrealistic (or perhaps Dadaist...I'm sure someone knows the difference, but I'm too lazy to look it up right now) writings ever produced on the cutting edge of science. And although he feels writing is a difficult chore, I believe that TEN authentic comments/signatures in the Comments Section for this post should be sufficient for the "Doctor to Be In" (I would hyperlink the shit out of that site if it were only real...Petition, Petition, Petition!).
Dr. Wise - you have officially been challenged. (Point of note: As brilliant as this man is (though he'll never admit it, and yes, he actually is on the cutting edge of science) he still couldn't figure out the rules to Chutes & Ladders.)
Also, Dr. Wise may have to verify that link because he may be way beyond that "obsolete?" information.
Well, moving on, I found out recently that I may be just slightly more popular than I thought, (three readers instead of two) so, I am dedicating this to an "unknown" fan of mine. My sweet Emily: though I don't really know who you are, you've taken my breath away. I mean, I know my girlfriend and you are close, (keeping it in the family) but it may be a little taboo for us to have a "blogging" relationship... I'm a blogger and you a bloggie, (why haven't you Commented at all?) I'm the writer and you're the reader; I'm the guy with the girlfriend who's related to you that sent you the link, and you're the one who said: "What the fuck is she E-mailing me?... Maybe I should click on it..." And you did click on it, and now there's more pressure on me than ever to be somewhat amusing, but in the end I 'm just praying: "Maybe Emily found this funny..."
I hope you did.
P.S. Emily may or may not be a semi-toothless Asian woman as seen above.
posted by ronak01 @ 2/12/2006 09:39:00 PM
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11 Comments:
Wow. Looks like there's an overwhelming show of support for the creation of my very own blog! Actually, I had some ideas for my
own site, until I sadly discovered that they are somewhat already taken - either by the name and/or content. And, no, it is not porn. Nor will it be a blog of any writing/ranting/rambling that would make me seem like a nihilist. That would probably be too exhausting. Perhaps, at a later date, I will reveal the new idea, or maybe even my actual site.
If you are really interested, my research involves what is elaboratly described here: http://www.uic.edu/depts/bioe/graduate_program/Cell_Tissue_GProgram.htm, with my focus being cartilage tissue engineering.
With Valentine's Day soon upon us, I would just like to comment that unless your travelling back in time to about 498 A.D., it's probably not the wisest decision for the guys to slap up their girlfriends with bloody strips of goat's hide. That might put a bit of a damper on the relationship. Or at least her appetite for dinner. I can't believe that the Roman women were actually into that sort of thing back then. Read more about this very romantic historical tradition here: http://www.historychannel.com/exhibits/valentine/?page=history1
Apparently, the first thing I need to learn if I'm going to be blogging is how to post website links correctly. I still can't get it right....
OK, just click on my name in this post for what I do.
Now click on my name in this post for the Valentine's Day history.
"Wow!" I thought. "Four comments! The Wise-o-philes are out in full force! Surely we will get enough comments for Herr Doktor to commit to writing a blog!"
I should have known that at least one comment would have been from the man himself. And with that in mind, I should have put two and two together and realized that Jo-El would then need an additional two comments to fully explain his first comment.
Consider this an authentic comment/signature DEMANDING the launching of the World Wise Web.
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do you think that ronak is sad that the support for herr doktor wise is overwhelming, but for his blogs not so much? oh well, at least he's not gonna kill himself this valentine's.
as for me, the whitty humor of your blog keeps me entertained each morning. i mean, is there really anything better than reading about bad cereal experiences at 7 in the morning? (p.s. had a bad experience with cinnamon toast crunch yesterday....) i am, of course, the mystery 4th reader of your blog, or your blog groupie as i am now going by. keep up the postings...my mornings aren't quite as entertaining without them...
do you think that maybe the 'mystery' fourth reader is actually ronak attempting to pump up enthusiasm for his exercize in vanity?
has anybody tried to figure out why a fucking doctorate in philosophy qualifies you to work with stem cells? what is that?
I suppose one does not necessarily need a degree to work with stem cells. Got 635 bucks lying around? Go ahead and buy your very own stem cells at this link. Just don't worry too much when your great idea of injecting these cells into your bad knee turns into a great tumor as big as a Lumberjack Slam. 'Cause that's supposed to happen. No really, just walk it off, it'll be fine.
Dr. Wise on behalf of the everyone here at CPI or better known on Roc's blog as his, "Miserable hell where he sits on his ass for several hours at time". Start your own blog you sound awesome and you should play your piano in public if what Roc says is true you could be the next John Tesh! Just kiddingl.
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