Feast on this:

If anyone read the comment from yesterday about my not having shown the chicks at work about my splits it's because I ran out of time...plus I was tired...plus my jeans were too tight. I was, however, highly complimented on the size and smell of my sausage. As the story goes I was on my break looking for something to fill my belly and please my palate. I was at the grocery store on the phone with my girlfriend when I saw my sausage. It was then that I knew I had to have it. I saw that the sausage I wanted had a partner and conferred with my girlfriend: "Aren't two sausages too many?", but once I had that package in my hands I knew I'd be satisfied. Although I am Indian the sausage I was holding was Polish, but it didn't bother me because I am totally into multiculturalism and interracial relations, just ask my girlfriend. I got back to the office and in the kitchen I pulled out my sausage for everyone to see, but no one was in there. So I was all alone with my sausage in my hands. I put my meaty sausage into a hot, wet place (a large container of water) and set the microwave to 3 minutes which I knew would be just enough time for me to be satisfied. I had come...out of the kitchen and sat down at my desk with my hot, steamy sausage and placed it right down, exposed for everyone to see. It was then that I got the compliments: One co-worker said "You've got a really big sausage," and another said "Ohh, that smells good, I can smell your sausage all the way down the hall." Then another co-worker asked if a lot of people compliment about me about my sausage...then she mentioned something about an harrasment suit being filed against her, and I thought to myself why would someone do that? She was just talking about a plate of my big, thick tube-steak. I was ready to put my sausage where my mouth was, but I wasn't sure if I'd like it. Once it was in my mouth it wasn't so bad: I wouldn't spit it out, I actually wanted to swallow it. All in all I'm not sure that sausage it the best thing to eat. It's tasty and delicious, but most guys should shy away from it... Just think of the cholesterol.

Tomorrow I hope to get some Tang and grab some melons. It seems like I'm always hungry for one thing or another.