Thursday, February 09, 2006

Today is the 26th anniversary of my birth...

Because of this fact, all should celebrate the blessing that is my arrival into this world. You should all go out and rejoice in the fact that another year has passed with the inclusion of my existence. Just think about it... without me certain friendships wouldn't exist, there would be no witty, entertaining , amusing, humorous, popular, awe-inspiring blog to comment on, there would be no spectacular boyfriend to love, there would be no bald , handsome intellect to laugh with (or at, because Chris Baumann is a douche bag). This day is almost like the second coming of Christ, only without the judgment and brimstone, plus I can't wear a beard (it gets all patchy and weird looking).

5 Comments:

At 2/09/2006 12:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RONAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(that's right - twenty-six exclamations points)
(I posted this in the Eggo Cereal post, and then a minute later this new post just showed up)

 
At 2/09/2006 9:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a great picture of you!!! Was that taken last week?

 
At 2/09/2006 10:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday! Oh and by the way, you're right, you are a spectacular boyfriend. :)

 
At 2/10/2006 9:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope you had a happy birthday, Roc. Sorry to hear you can't grow a beard. Probably for the best, though, what with airport security the way it is.

 
At 2/13/2006 6:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

also, i happen to know that Chris Baumann is a very handsome, witty, loving, and intelligent gent. you calling him a douche bag shows the depth of your jealousy. oh, and he can grow a beard, so he's better than you there too.

 

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