I'm not gay but...
I totally "DVR'"ed some "Gilmore Girls" and watched the shit out of it. But I have some questions like: Why hasn't Luke introduced Lorelie to his bastard daughter; and I know Chris is kind of an ass, but does it seem like something might be going on between him and Lorelie under the suface? Also, aren't you happy, but also sad that Logan is a complete ass? Plus, Paris was starting to really annoy me, and I totally thought the writers were going to be incredibly cliched and make Rory and Doyle drunkenly hook up, but somehow she was miraculously almost sober in the next scene
I must reiterate that I am in fact a heterosexual male.
This may be random, but here are a few of my favorite phrases:
- I'm going to {verb} the hell/shit/fuck out of this {noun}.
I.e. I'm going to eat the shit out of this pizza.
I.e. I'm going to smack the hell out of this assbag.
I.e. I'm going to run the fuck out of this grueling, horrible, demanding, asinine idea of trying to finish a fucking marathon.
- It's so cold out I think I'm going to be sick.
- I have the midget tossing record in Chicago. (Richard Greve, as quoted to me on the night of my girlfriend's birthday dinner by her father.)
- I'm on the cutting edge of science. (I think we all know who this is from.)
- Am I smooshing you? (I've mentoned this quote before, and it's kind of personal, but it still makes me laugh.)
Erin, Erin, Erin, I really wished you had left a little later than you did. My GOOD FRIEND JOEL WISE is an amazing piano player. For those of you who don't know, Dr. Wise used to be exceptional at the Ebony & Ivories, but he's too modest to show his work (which is exceptional). So we asked this "pianic" mastermind to play by ear - which he sort of can - and play "Lionus & Lucy," which he did (except he may have that particular song memorized). This song may be the most uplifiting, bring-me-back-to-my-childhood-and-make-me-do-a-sort-of-zombie-dance-with-my-arms-all-hanging out-while-wiggling-my-butt song ever (which I didn't do, but other party go'ers did). You would have loved it.
posted by ronak01 @ 3/01/2006 04:02:00 AM
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I did hear that there was some Linus and Lucy going on that I missed...I must say I am thoroughly disappointed and am hoping for a repeat Joel performance in the near future.
the gilmores rock. there is no shame in admitting that. congrats to you for doing so, my not-gay boyfriend.
oh and erin, you did miss out. maybe we'll be able to convince joel to play some linus & lucy for you this weekend.
nope. girlfriend and girlfriend's friend are entirely wrong. dvr-ing gilmore girls is gayer than flower arranging.
Isn't it weird how all the really cool stuff always seems to happen just after one leaves a party? People are always like, "Dude, if you had just stayed a little bit longer. I swear to God, TEN minutes after you left, the Gilmore Girls showed up and proceeded to each do a keg stand, 2 beer bongs, 3 joints, 4 lines of coke, 5 ecstacy pills, 6 speed pills, 7 shots of meth, and an eigth of 'shrooms. By then they were pretty messed up and they contractually agreed with me to have a small part in an episode where I play a cable repair guy who says 'Ms Gilmore, I've come to fix deine cable'. Oh, then a U.F.O. crashed through the ceiling of the kitchen and out jumped like 100 aliens resembling Fraggles and we all had a joyous time dancing around to a techno-remix of Linus and Lucy. Next, a bunch of drunk circus clowns performed a cheerleading routine in the living room, while fire-breathing dragons started roaming the back yard. Later on, a unicorn ran through the place and I jumped on it and left the party. But that's cool...you didn't, like, miss that much."
...the infrequency with which you post.
...if you didn't want to be a blogger, you should have never started a blog.
please ronak, write a blog entry.
ALright, here's the thing, I have a posting, but there's some glitch and I can't get it to post on the blog. I'm working on it, and hopefully it's resolved soon.
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