Because In the End, I'm Awesomer Than You...

The idea of putting together my brother and Dr. Wise's brother and having them write about themselves and their respective opinions is an asinine idea (no offense guys). These two couldn't have less in common, unlike myself and Wise. I mean, come on, he's on the cutting edge of science, and I'm on the cutting edge of awsomeness. He's a tall, balding, starting-to-get-chubby white dude from the suburbs, and I'm a short, bald, used-to-be-chubby brown dude from the suburbs. He makes little money while cultivating stem cells, and I make little money listening to conferences calls about people who may or may not be cultivating stem cells... and the similarities go on and on from there.

This is why our dia-blog www.jerryandcornelius.blogspot.com is going to be so freaking awesome (don't visit it yet... there's nothing on it as of now (Thursday 04-27-06 at 11:00 PM CT)). This site may just be the next evolution of the Interweb. If the Interweb now is a chimpanzee, this site will be a super-genius human with telepathy and x-ray vision with superspeed and a set of extra arms that can shoot fireballs from the pinkies while having a giant wang. Yes folks, it's going to be just that good, as long as we can get off our asses and acutally post something.

In other news, I am a specimen of awesomeness. It's really quite amazing how much more awesome I am than the rest of you. If you were all chimpanzees, then I would be a super-genius human with telepathy and x-ray vision with superspeed and a set of extra arms that can shoot fireballs from the pinkies while having a giant wang. Yes folks, I'm just that much more awesome than you. I'm sorry if your feelings were hurt, but you should stop being such pansies.

With Awesomeness,
Ronak

P.S. Sorry I haven't posted in such a while, but you should all stop being such pansies about it.

Dr. Wise Might Just Change His Ways (As Far As His Moniker Goes)

Ladies (sexy ladies that is) and gentlemen, it's almost official. The Doctor, though he may change his moniker, (no... really... he used the term "moniker") and I have decided to start a tag-team blog. What exactly does this entail, you may ask?... Well, the initial idea (before the inebreation kicked in) was that he and I would write this other blog as a sort of back and forth... The Doctor would write in and then I'd respond, or, if on the flipside, I would comment and he'd respond. This isn't going to be like some simple dialogue, but rather like an organic conversation about certain (hopefully) topical subjects.

We've also decided that we are not going to be vulgar, because cursing cheapens the laughs... ASSBAGS!!!

For any fans of Doctor Wise... watch out for the AWESOME LINK!!!

P.S. No, really, once we have this up and going (it better be in a few days) the AWESOME LINK will be the best access to not only Dr. Wise, but to myself as well.

You Are All Assbags...

I've realized that most of my commentors are assbags. That's about it for now, assbags. Stop being so assbaggy, because assbags are assbaggy, and I don't need that crap... especially from you assbag people... particularly the assbag from bizzarro records.